Abe's Birth

Abraham Hanks Dunford was born Sunday, 7 August 2005, at 5:40am in Salt Lake City, Utah. The entire labor lasted only 1hr 30min, with his mom going all natural and his dad going all crazy. He weighed 7lbs 7oz and measured 20.5in long and came out hairy with a gun in one hand and vengeance on his mind. He bit the bulb syringe and peed on the nurse, laughing all the way to the nursery, but now that he's been snipped, look who's laughing now, huh!

And so the legend begins...

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Other Famous Abrahams:
Father Abraham

Abraham Lincoln
Abe Vigoda
Bram Stoker
Abraham Maslow
Abe Sapien

and of course,
Abraham Simpson